We Have Ways of Making You Laugh: 120 Funny Swastika

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Why did rents go up in Ain el-Rummaneh district overlooking the southern suburbs? Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." I proceeded to talk to Kay like someone I didn’t expect much from… Complete with an actual “I’m not sure if you know what I’m talking about or not.” Like a dip shit… Like a total chauvinist dip shit. The following is seen in a Florida newspaper: Ever had a day like this?

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George W. Bushisms V: New Ways to Harm Our Country

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Claimin' that our troubles really prove: We win! It’s always interesting to go to sleep after a presidential debate and then wake up the next morning thinking about what just happened. Reminds me of this Star Wars-themed joke about Washington. For instance, Professor Deborah Epstein mentions that "a survey of 2000 lawyers at twelve large law firms. .. showed that 91% of the women and 13% of the men had been subjected to unwelcome verbal harassment within the past year."

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Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)

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A great gift for the hosts of your Purim Seudah. You’ll receive free e-mail news updates each time a new story is published. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? So that’s one cool thing… I’m so sick of “athletes” feeling like it’s their place to speak out on political issues.

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Fair and Balanced, My Ass!: An Unbridled Look at the Bizarre

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You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute an debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. To date, only the Muslim Brotherhood’s Freedom and Justice has printed a violent caricature of Sisi. Don't say anything you wouldn't say to your mother.") (quoting lawyer Nancy Smith); Patricia G. S. government?” The father replies without hesitating, “Oh, about ten percent.” Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money”, he demanded.

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The Idiot Government Reviews (A laugh out loud comedy book)

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I'm convinced that when push comes to lever pull..." Avec lui s'éteint un pan entier de l'architecture et une certaine façon de voir la vi(ll)e. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. Look what I've made." "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. A: To get away from Bob and his little blue pills! You have a 100% chance of the baby’s soul going to heaven, but if a woman decides to have an abortion, there is always the chance that she will repent of that action later, and then she gets to go to heaven too!

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Yes, I Know I'm Overqualified [GAG GIFT]: Everything That

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Thanks to the rest of the media, we have nonstop winded reports and breathless analysis of all the politicking around the sausage-making, which makes for some pretty vivid descriptions of the meat grinding. I did have an amusing comparison of how Texans and Europeans fight terrorism last month, but otherwise you have to go back to 2015 (see here, here, here, here, and here ) and earlier. It could make listeners think probably to a love affair. Thus, Van der Pasch himself may not directly discriminate against minority groups since he seldom includes them in his own comedic repertoire; but neither does he positively depict minorities within his routines or use the public stage to raise social awareness about minority issues.

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The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers

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CHENEY: There's nothing wrong with my eye! And the stock market is higher than a D-student on a full gram of dumb-dust, and anyone with a degree from a junior college who can spell 'Internet' has enough money to ponder the annual maintenance cost of his boat, instead of where his or her next meal is coming from. Bud became the first masculine Pacific tropical storm but never reached typhoon status. A tribute speech belongs in a special category of speeches called commemorative.

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Inside the Mind of the Birthers

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At the back of the room, a little hand went up, and a quiet voice said, "If a plane carrying you and Mr Brown was struck by friendly fire and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy". "Well," said the quiet voice, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident." Violence, as a response to acts of violence, only begets more violence. Humor, gratify, indulge imply attempting to satisfy the wishes or whims of (oneself or others).

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Sarah Palin Werewolf Hunter

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In such a case, it is not a question of discovering the commission of a crime and then looking for the man who has committed it, it is a question of picking the man and then searching the law books, or putting investigators to work, to pin some offense on him." — Robert H. The Ossis runs into the delivery room and grabs the black baby. Because our president has led the world to believe that Liberty University supports Donald Trump, we students must take it upon ourselves to make clear that Donald Trump is absolutely opposed to what we believe, and does not have our support.

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Website Review: BabyNames.com

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They say there's much malfeasance in the air. Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, Waisanen: Mark Katz, President Clinton’s humor writer (yes, this was an official position!), said that in politics, you “can do jokes about the smoke and not the fire. Condi Rice, who speaks so many lies. "D" is for the Dixie Chicks, who dare to Bush despise..." But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.” The debunking mentality is prevalent in both men’s writing, a genuine fervor to knock the United States and its people down a peg or two.

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